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What it actually says
You two are not in love; you’re addicted to the intensity, the push-pull, and the drama.
Delulu Check reportThe real truth
01The report
Eight pages. Every message. Nowhere to hide.
It reads your whole chat and writes the report: who you both are, what is actually going on, and what to do about it. Every line points back at a real message.
- 01The OpeningWho you are and what happened
- 02The BreakdownThe Delulu Meter and how you score
- 03Flags & EvidenceRed flags and green flags
- 04Timeline of DecayChronological breakdown of the decay
- 05Behavioral ProfilesAttachment styles and core wounds
- 06Linguistic DNADecoding your texting psychology
- 07The Red BookThe worst messages and moments
- 08StrategyYour action plan
- 09PredictionsTimeline scenarios
- 10Awards CeremonyYou earned these, congratulations
Same evidence. Two voices.
Therapy
Deep psychological read
- Takes longer
- Attachment theory
- PhD insights
Unhinged
Say less, roast more
- Lightning fast
- Zero chill
- Emotional speedrun
Profane and deliberately harsh. 18+ only.
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02The minis
Or just ask one question.
Six small reports. One question each, answered on the slice of the chat you care about.
03Doctor Delulu
Doctor Delulu read everything. Now ask anything.
The 2am conversation you would normally inflict on your group chat, with someone who has actually read the whole thing.
He went quiet for 3 days and then sent a meme. What do I do?
A meme after three days is a check-in. Don’t answer it like an apology.
His pattern in your chat: he pulls back when things get real, then comes back with low effort.
So I ignore him?
Reply when you have something to say, not when he tugs the line.
Next time he reappears, let him make the plan. If he does, that’s your signal.
And if he doesn’t?
Then you have your answer, and you never had to beg for it.
Already read it all
Your chat and your report are the context. You never start from scratch.
Reads behaviour
Patterns and motives, not a tally of who texted first.
Says what to do
An actual next move, and what it means if they don’t take it.
04The Delulu keyboard
And when it’s your turn to reply.
A keyboard, not another app to switch to. Speak it. It texts it. It works inside whatever you are already texting in.
- GOD MODEspeak it. it texts it.
- PSYCHICpredicts the perfect reply
- REWRITE · 12 TONESspicier · softer · savage
- 20 VIBES + CUSTOM VIBESsounds like you on your best day
Works in every app you text from
05Delulu Wrap New
Your chat, wrapped.
A deck of roast cards counted off your real messages. Then a song written about the two of you. Group chats too.
DELULU CHECK.
DOCTOR DELULU on call... it's late.
Tonight's diagnosis: the Dosa Place That Never Closes.
VERSE 1Feet still screaming after shift, four AM glow on the screen
Dosa joint still open, table for two nobody's seen
Riya's typing before the doubt can crawl back in
riya has decided this means you like her again
Arjun answers with a link, nine minutes no words
She grades the excuse out of ten, still keeps the score
"almost met again" becomes the nightly refrain
Biscuit waiting at home for a meeting that never came
PRE-CHORUSCall me
We talked three hours straight
You left before the sun
CHORUSAlmost met again, almost met again
Scoreboard says nine-nil, we still call it a win
Almost met again, almost met again
You send the track, I send the feeling
Almost met again, almost met again
Biscuit filing papers while we keep pretending
Almost met again, almost met again
I called you Arnav twice and you still didn't leave
VERSE 2Three-hour call, your voice better than I dreamed
Nine days of silence, "lol sorry, I was in Goa for a gig"
Podcast told you space was the medicine you need
I sent the last try, you sent another hyperlink
you left at three fifty, I came at four oh five
We turned a fifteen-minute miss into a whole life
I graded your excuses, you graded my time
Now the dosa place is just me and the night
PRE-CHORUSCall me
We talked three hours straight
You left before the sun
CHORUSAlmost met again, almost met again
Scoreboard says nine-nil, we still call it a win
Almost met again, almost met again
You send the track, I send the feeling
Almost met again, almost met again
Biscuit filing papers while we keep pretending
Almost met again, almost met again
I called you Arnav twice and you still didn't leave
BRIDGEI'm not decoding anymore, the machine's unplugged
You weren't running late, you were leaving on purpose
This is how I feel, it's a lullaby
Go to sleep Arjun, the coffee's gone cold
FINAL CHORUSAlmost met again, almost met again
Scoreboard says nine-nil, we still call it a win
Almost met again, almost met again
You send the track, I send the feeling
Almost met again, almost met again
Biscuit filing papers while we keep pretending
Almost met again, almost met again
Almost met again, almost met again, now the dosa place is closed
OUTRO - SPOKENYou wanted coffee that never happened.
You got a nine-minute techno track with no lyrics...
Now you know.
06Astrology
If you want the other kind of answer.
No chat, no export, no evidence. Two birth dates and a straight read on whether the two of you are built to work.
- Two birthdays
- That is the whole input. No chat needed.
- The synastry chart
- Both charts drawn over each other, the way an astrologer would.
- Six dimensions
- Love, communication, conflict, desire, security and depth, scored.
Not our word for it
People came for the roast and stayed for the accuracy.
Honestly the best app I’ve ever installed. It gives you THE FULL report of the relationship honestly and brutally.
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Insane analysis. If you wanna learn something about yourself to grow as a person and also your relationship, this is where it’s at.
Mikz8894App Store
Crazy behavioural analysis. The mini reports help me on a regular basis to understand things better.
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lol they made Ai do what we wish we had 10 years ago. If you’re dating and need answers, try the mini reports.
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This app has really changed the way relationships and situations should be analysed. Helped me through a very rough time and i believe I’ve come out stronger and better.
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